Episode 8 – Sad Stormtrooper

Episode 8 – Sad Stormtrooper
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast
“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.
It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.
Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment
There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment
Trace finally dons the apron and regales us with tales of culinary delights and discarded fish
Jed ruins Star Wars for paper folders everywhere.
Details here: http://nerdist.com/star-wars-origami-tutorial-diy-craft/
Eric rumbles alongside a Ghost In The Shell while base building in NMS
Erik shares tales of how a published writer does a retro vacation

Eric (Prime) rolls the die of relevance and needs to listen to a new album for next week’s show

Advice & Feedback Segment
KSnow joins us to help mentor us into being better Heroes of the Storm players

Wrap-up
Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“Give It Time” provided by the band Numbers
https://numbersmusic.bandcamp.com/
http://KyleBish.com

Reminder on how to find us —
Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 7 – Trucker-Friendly

Episode 7 – Trucker-Friendly
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast
“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.

Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment
There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment
Trace shares his online adventures of truckin’ with nothing but a blue apron
Eric shares tales of burlesque birthdays
Jed shares man sauce adventures with the world’s best taco
Erik lames out prepping all week for not being lame next week.

Advice & Feedback Segment
Jed rolls a 10 on the die of relevance.  He will learn a new craft!
Arg calls in again and takes us to task for failing to remain as relevant as we should be.

Wrap-up
Musical credits for this episode:
“Ghost In The Room” instrumental provided by the band Numbers
https://numbersmusic.bandcamp.com/
http://KyleBish.com

Reminder on how to find us —
Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 6 – Missing Jed Simmons

Episode 6 – Missing Jed Simmons
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.

Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment

Jed is absent, but there is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment

Trace fails to deliver on his challenge for week 2, but has a relevant week in spite of that failure.
Jed shares excuses from a remote location
Eric shares tales of watching fires
Erik shares little.  A fail in its own right.

Advice & Feedback Segment

None this week!

Wrap-up

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“AMX” provided by the band Vial 8
https://myspace.com/vial8
iTunes / Groove / Google Play

Reminder on how to find us —

Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 5 – No Man’s Caping

Episode 5 – No Man’s Caping
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.
It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.
Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment

There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment

We discuss Logan — Warning, spoilers!
Trace fails his relevance challenge but agrees to a make-up session
Eric shares his No Man’s Sky adventures
Jed tells tales of Greece-y Brains
Erik details his amiibo chase

Advice & Feedback Segment

A listener asks for advice on follicle displacement —  The video mentioned as advice can be found HERE

Wrap-up

Eric rolls the die of relevance and has to read a new book for the next episode

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“Lucky 13” provided by the band Vial 8
https://myspace.com/vial8
iTunes / Groove / Google Play

Reminder on how to find us —

Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 4 – Fifty Shades Of Nell (Bonus Track)

Episode 4 – Fifty Shades Of Nell (Bonus Track)
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The Alan Thicke & Nell Carter story that no one ever knew about — or ever wanted to hear.

Episode 4 – Fifty Shades Of Nell

Episode 4 – Fifty Shades Of Nell
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.

Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment

There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment

Trace shares tales of a friendly game of putting baby in the corner
Eric shares his adventures at band camp with Marian Call
Jed visits his mom…and a zoo!
Erik shares tales of Taipei, Logan, and Fifty Shades of Nell

Advice & Feedback Segment

A listener bemoans a missed international opportunity
Another listener argues that mid-life crises aren’t real

Wrap-up

Trace rolls the die of relevance and has to learn a craft for the next episode

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“Rain” provided by the band Vial 8
https://myspace.com/vial8
iTunes / Groove / Google Play
Reminder on how to find us —

Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 3 – Poking Mike Rowe In The Gizzard

Episode 3 – Poking Mike Rowe In The Gizzard
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.

Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment

There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment

We feature a brand new segment intro – Wah Wah Waaaaah!
Jed shares about complicated vampire dolphin shows and has the potential to be poked in the gizzard by Mike Rowe.
Link to his dolphin show – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk7PHt1xkgc

Trace shares the sad news that Professor Irwin Corey passed away and has watched a new Marvel show

“E Prime ” shares that he CAN souse vide now but hasn’t yet because he’s too busy brewing beer.   He also got a crate full of fireflies.
Erik shares about finally being able to play GameGear again and purposely shares very little about being a park ranger

Erik gets the die roll of relevance and has to write Nell Carter/Alan Thicke fan fiction and share in the next episode

Advice & Feedback Segment

Jed is told not to belch…because…he’s a belcher.

“E Prime” needs to raise the bar when it comes to relevance.  Sandwich bars do not apply.

A listener asks us for guidance with their significant other.  We fail miserably…as expected.

Wrap-up

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“Legal Lee Speaking” provided by the band Numbers a friend of the show Kyle Bishop

https://numbersmusic.bandcamp.com/
http://KyleBish.com

Reminder on how to find us —

Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn
Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 2 – It’s For A Duck

Episode 2 – It’s For A Duck
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.  It’s our group therapy as we share how we’re remaining relevant as we journey through our collective mid-life crises.

Please help us…but don’t expect us to help you.

Witty Banter Segment

There is banter.  It is witty.  So witty.

Show & Tell Segment

Eric (Prime) leads us off with a sandwich for a duck.  …or was it a duck sandwich?  Either way, it’s for a duck

Trace reveals that he had the entire week off.  What did he do?  WoW and sleep…with a bit of Beam account creation mixed in for good measure.

Jed reveals that he did nothing.  His mother was around all week.  Lame…we’re likely going to have Jed’s mom on next time instead of him.  She’s more riveting.

Erik talks about Boss Fight Books, not playing Guild Wars 2, and gives away a free game from his monthly Humble Bundle.

Jed gets the weekly challenge -“Write an email/tweet/comment to a popular person”

Advice & Feedback Segment

We get our first email!

We get another voicemail!  – It’s some cranky guy wanting to be on our podcast!

Wrap-up

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks

“The Winds At Bay” provided by the band Numbers a friend of the show Kyle Bishop

https://numbersmusic.bandcamp.com/

http://KyleBish.com

Reminder on how to find us —

Beam – www.beam.pro/goolawn

Web – www.goolawn.com

Twitter – @GooLawn

Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN

Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com

Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Episode 1 – Belts Askew

Episode 1 – Belts Askew
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Opening

Introduction of Hosts

Witty Banter Segment

Explanation of the podcast

“Get Off Our Lawn” is not a podcast for you.

It’s a podcast for us.

This is podcast where a bunch of Gen-X’ers are helping each other through our mid-life crises.

We are sharing what each of us are doing to remain relevant as we try mightily to avoid becoming our parents.

We will challenge each other to stay current, do new things, avoid the pratfalls of growing old.

It’s group therapy.

If along the way you have a question or some guidance — please ask and please share.

We won’t promise to have all the answers

…but we do promise it’s probably a bad idea to take any of our advice

Show & Tell Segment

  • Trace leads us off with tales of daring belts and Star Wars
  • Jed reveals that he’s afraid of Snap Twitter Chatting
  • Eric (Prime) shares his favorite recipe
  • Erik talks about at least One Man’s Sky and VR
  • Eric (Prime) gets the weekly challenge -“Try a new food and/or drink”

    Advice & Feedback Segment

We get our first voicemail!  – It’s about Belts!

“News We Can Use” Segment

  • MOAR Netflix on your phone
  • New music, new movies, new games

Wrap-up

Musical credits for this episode’s tracks
“Empty Eyes” provided by the band Numbers a friend of the show Kyle Bishop

https://numbersmusic.bandcamp.com/

http://KyleBish.com

Reminder on how to find us —

Web – www.goolawn.com
Twitter – @GooLawn
Facebook – www.facebook.com/OFFLAWN
Email – GooLawn@Outlook.com
Voice Mail – 484-GOO-LAWN  <OR> 484-466-5296

Test Upload – Intro Only

Test Upload – Intro Only
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